Slummin it WeeKEndZ
Forgot what it fellsz like to drank mad dogh 20 20 and vomit your guts out?
Does you life SucK??
IS you R WiFFE Not puttiN out?
Book Your own Custome SLummIN IT WEkkedns TODAY! Comes and hangs with the baratwurstbeaties at the shed BAratwursts castle . HAve you ever wanted to livew like a bum and bang soum pased out bitchesz at a shed???Dis Cuud BEEZ You DOg let Cut sda Shiut! Thids be an experiance you never fo get!
Slummin it weekend includes:
2 dayz 2 nitez at the shittiest shed in MERICA! ” The bratwurst caslte”
12 pack of 211
2 days in a 10×10 shed with no AC
The bratwurst beautiez all to yourself all 20 fake barbies!
git bitten by a snake
git bitten by a gatoR
Go to the hospital for too many misquitoo biteZ
Fee admission to a shit bar with FREE AKARAKOA!